haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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