no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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