Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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