The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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