She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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