She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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