I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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