Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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