Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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