Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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