is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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