But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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