What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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