honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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