she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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