I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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