he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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