last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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