we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It was confusing and full of hummus
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
