Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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