Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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