i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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