I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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