i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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