this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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