oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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