weddingsv make me drug and hornr
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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