Whod you bang
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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