If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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