Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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