It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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