it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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