someone get that fucking seahorse.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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