she looked like the before picture.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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