Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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