What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.