sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He passed out mid-signature
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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