You're so nebulous sometimes
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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