Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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