Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's blow job season.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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