If i come over, it means nothing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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