Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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