you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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