I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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