Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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