The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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