try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
So. Much. Porn.
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