grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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