yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize