i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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