we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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