whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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