Pappa wants mamma naked
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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