I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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