Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
