Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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