gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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