just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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